The "Board" would like to apologize to our public for the inappropriate classified that ran by accident in our local paper the Evening Tattler. OUR advert contained the photo of a family of 11 ALL proudly showing off their beautiful NEW mandolin straps and kissing a baby while the dog was raising the Ol' Stars 'n Stripes. We have no idea where this "filth" came from. The "Board" has seen fit to relieve my mother from the position as Editor of this nightly Rag. Again, our SINCERE apologies.